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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme excutive power derives from a mandate from the masses not some farcical aquatic ceremony
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"The only way to test the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the limits of the impossible." ~Unknown
"The person who says it can not be done should not interupt the person doing it." ~ Chinese Proverb
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Beware the Evil Spork!
"There is no utensil of more unrelenting malice..."
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." (Joss Whedon)
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~Just 'cause I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not dangerous~
Ah yes, Taki... the braless girl...
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Beware the Evil Spork!
"There is no utensil of more unrelenting malice..."
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." (Joss Whedon)
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